LilMike's Journal

SHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHAWW ;-)
She's time to kick the fucking dog! Got the weekend off from Red Lobster )(i ben workin there for two weeks now enogh to get a gram and a case o f Arctic Wolf) going to get pissed up like a fuckin mule. I may go down to the Ironhorse Saloon piss in a fuckin boot then drenk it.

Also got the new Swank it's got a chick in it that looks just like Shania Twane :-) Terry Larabie sawn and it and siad her arsepeice looked like a gorilla's navel. i give him and indian sunburn and stole his smokes!!!111

SO what else is up ? I dropped out of me tool and die cuttin course FUCK THAT.

*drops out of tool and die cuttin course*

Current Music: HELIX

listen to MOLEHILL
drink piss, DIE.

Current Mood: Ready for a big shit
Current Music: MOLEHILL

BOo fucken hoo
Is what I say to the pussy ass not wantin to do nothing but sit at home, dirnk Fanta, sittin around on a prayer mat smackin his cock while he watches Charmed. You know who you are, ROdney, come up around here on the weekend some time if you'd liek the rest ofy er fuckin wood teeths nockin right up on out your head. SO FUK OFF AN DIE BETCH...

;-)

Current Mood: fried out of my own skull
Current Music: Fuckin' awesomE ROCK :-(

FUCKIGN jurk
ate all the chicken!!!

Current Mood: pissed off

PISSED
No momey, drank up all th ewolf, las t fucking pill got wet wen she fell out my pocket gettin off the buss at Central Billiards friday night. Met some chick down there she was cute only we drank flamin zambukas then had pootine and she puked inside bubbas pizza the greek fucking d00d was so pissed off he came runnin; up side the counter trish (this girl) was so fuckin sick and it looked like a fuckin changing station there in Bubbas. when we went back outside she was wearing them there white pants and i sawn a little nickel sizzed circel of shit on her pants she fuckin puked so hard that she also shet herself too. now i was ready to baerf. no i got no money no beer and I got to by all the XMAS presents!!!!!!!!!

THAT S MY ZMAS SOTYRTORY NOW BYREEEEEEEEE@#

Current Mood: stressed
Current Music: WEIRD AL!!!!!!!

XMAS tymE!!!! :o))
So, mums all up on me fucking busting my chops aboot wat I want for Xmas...how about a fucking gram and a sixer of Aerctic WOLF???! LOL :o))

Anywyas mum if your reading this here are them there lenks for the shet I want:

http://www.duralube.com/about.html
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=16122&item=2290635065&rd=1
http://www.twistedgifts.com/catalog/items/item287.htm
http://www.mts.net/~wmorozof/cordoba/
http://www.excaliburcrossbow.com/ns/pointblanc.html

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?id=770
JK!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
:o))

Current Mood: FRIED
Current Music: KENNY CHESNEY

Dont be a STranger!!
Holy shit, where ya been? (that's what the jernal people have been saying)

Too long to go into nowk, but probablty soon, lets just say heres some pomes to let you in:

There hikews? (them poems with 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syallables)

The Concert

Oh Please For Fucks Sake
Let Me Win The Free Tickets
To the Ozzy SHow

Trying to Get Free

I would like to leave
Just get right the fuck ghandi
Instead one more Molson

One more for now but I got a hole fucking book of them.

The Girl At Juvie

Awesome milky tits
A fucking cool Slipknot shirt
Too bad about zits

CANAD A DAY
Well another Canada day and more fucki injhuries for my crew...:o) Went down t9o the ravine with RIck and Terry last night, took an 18 of Arctic Wolf, some dirt weed and a whole trough of fireworks. Some of them got wet because Twerry was pised as a newt and slashed on the trought holy fwak was Rick ever pessed so we gort bored with how they weren't working, Butane was at Pioneer werkin, so we got somwe gas, fille di t in a bottle of Arctic Wold anf shoved a firec racker in. It Fukcin BLOWED WICKED COOL!> We looked over, and Rick was holding his thumb in tatters, the Wolf blew out and sheered his thumb like fuckin dog meat. Terry was sayin it served the rotten prick right for fuckin everything up, but Rick called his dad on his cell and he come pick us up and we had to go to the hospital, his dad was fucking pissed off, he cuffed all us up side the head before we went home. But thewse are the reasons we made this country right??>? PEace love, Arctic Wolf and fucking GOOBLED THUMBS like DAWG meat, right RICK>>>>!?!?!

Current Music: Ozzy

I did it!
So I asked her out - she said YES!!!! For Fryday

SO now I got a lot to do - wash some pants and a shirt, try and get a hold of some gin (panty remover) and keep the fuckin cussin down..>...YEAH RIGHT!!!!

BRADLey ATE A FUCKin TOOTTH
It's true his uncles a vet wer was drunk as fucking skunks last night he dropped a brrito on the groundm picked it up and a fucking dog molar was up in it!

I mght be calling this girl in my class tonight. She's always drawing on her binder. Some clown in Math said she got caught trying to put a toad up her cootie hole in grade 6, he's full of shet LOL.

So if it goes good, you'll be the first to know. IF NOT, CATHC YO U L8R...

i'm talking to yah serious
i think i may have found the secret to life: take 'er easy i mean, does it get any sweater than that?

on the agenda for the summer (in no particular order - LOL):

* party hard.
* go out into the woods and shoot some guns.
* hook up with as many chicks as possible
* take 'er easy

Current Mood: contemplative
Current Music: easy-e 'gimme that nut'

Werkin
Mum says I got to go to work this summer. Hunh, I dont know where to staart. This mornin I went down to the crick bed to hunt for frogs if you sell them suckers for fishin takcle, mke enough for a 24!!!!!!!!!!!!

Probably go work at WalMArt or HMV, at least I'll get cheap smokes and cds. They wont make me cut my hair though...unless they want me to hide a slami sandwich in the stock room!!!!!!!!!111

Current Mood: annoyed
Current Music: Toby Keith - Beer For My Horses

Passin
IF i Can get my grades up mums gettin me a petrol chainsaw for passin'

KEEP THE FUCKING BEERS AWWAY!!!!!!11111111

Topp 5 Movies
..for a stupid project i got to do for mnonday, this is the start if it:

1) Turener and Hooch - fuck off - right up off the bat because I know what yoyuere thinkiong but this is the funnies movie ever and the part where the dogs got them there slobber strings hanging from his mooth is the gfunniest fucking thing ever made.
2) COBRA - sawn this and staryted walkoing around with a match in my mouth like SLY and then some assmunch made fun of me and I broke his arm!!!!!!1
3) Strange Brew - my dad was a hoser..then they cut off his pogey and he went to the post office with a huntin knife and a bottle of wild turkeyt, I don't know wher he is now.
4)Tango and Cash - thwese nizzle got all the chicks. Believe that fucko.
5) pORNO TAPE I FOUND OUT IN THE WOODS IN 1996....

aw FUCK CAPS LOCK IS ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

OCUh
Well I been sick sop much for werking harder at school, I blowed it off because i Had to go to the hospital after CHristmas trime. Me and Rod were doin a reno job for his uncle, we was drenkin and drywallin for three days straight, up on trucker beans, never stopped to eat or nuthing. Barely found five mintues to choek off a shet. then my toes got all fucking narly and itchy, one of them turned fucking navy blue!!!!! The docter says I ts because my work boots blonged to dad, he had sum fucked up jungle foot!

They cut off too of my toes!!!!!!!

I Like Rock
There are a number of reasons of whcih why I like rock - dfirst up, when I'm shit face d drunk listening to Skyn yrd, I'm ready to do just about anything..fix a skidoo, fight some cocksmoker or just do somethin, but mostly I hjust like to set back and listen to some rack and drink some bersQ!!!!!!

HEADS uP!~
Shes time to kick the dawg! Mums away for the next two nights, she is leaving me lone because my grades are gettin gud and it looks like I might get my passin after all...FN RIGHT!!!

SO, add this shit up: OZzy live in RIO, 36 Old VIenna, a pack of mean greens, me Terry and Drew, whaddya get!!?

one big mess....!
LOL, 4 sure
peace out

Current Music: Alan Jackson

SO...
She's been long while, long while. A lot of different changes for me since the crazy summertime (Peach_29 I didn't forget, OV 4-ever, you crazy f**k).

First up:

-no more misspellins. I got agreed to use this here for a course at school. My teachers pretty cool he sawn Iron Maiden in 1984 on the Powerslave tour.
-no more drinking..........................................................fucking syche!!!! I just had an Arctic Wolf on my lunch break. She makes me study harder!

So I'm trying to do this thing my own way.

I also grown a moustache. She's a flavour saver!!!

Current Mood: determined
Current Music: Phil Coolins - SSSSSSudio

pssst...
i am an aac rebel.

L_M is tuffe rthan you
Anytone whos goung to come up on here and send me annoyuing fucking emails about how i'm lil-mikey can blow a three peckered donkey. Further on frum that, if you think youre tuf, come on down and io'll rip yous a new arshole? SOund good? ALRIGHTY THEN!

One more week of summer...got a 60 pounder of vodka, some M-80s, glue, some pells I found...an dsome alka seltzer too blow the fuck out of the puigeonms that keep waking me up!!!!!!!!!

Gotta go- KABLAM!!!!!

PS - et shit and dye!!!!!!!!!!!!

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